Now its time for #cooking with #putin ! Today were making russian pilaf oppression! Be sure to keep the arsenic on hand just in case there are any back talkers
Try to get into fridge. Cat plops down in front of me. Eyeing me up like I never feed her. Bitch, I know you know I feed you. #assholecat #skycaptainadmiralwolverinelighteningbolt